Have you ever wondered why your grandma keeps her lips sealed on what she got up to in the good old days? Have you seen her muttering to herself on the back stoop, catcalling the milkman and smoking a full pack of reds before lunch? Have her eyes ever gotten too bright behind her glasses when somebody talks about clubbing? Has she been shuffling and shaking and singing deranged songs about birds, eggs and bloody murder?

no? really? are you sure that’s not your grandma? well she should be! young granny’s sue dillon will out–smoke, out–sing and out–shimmy you, and she’ll make sure you know it, too. along with her trusty crew of side–grans cLinda lara Linoleum (aka Pickled linda), madeleine escargot, bonnie bo bon–bon and jeanine), sue will show you the best time in the worst way and make sure you really feel your achy bones when you hit the sack tonight.

Pull up your bloomers, pop your teeth in, and get ready to party like it’s 1969!